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Nov. 29th, 2009


The Sisters Present: White HOT Christmas BINGO!

Howdy Everyone!

This is a quick plug for a charity event that I am helping to put on as a part of The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence. Since 2008, The Sisters have put on a monthly bingo to raise funds for various local charities. December's Bingo will be our last monthly bingo and we are hoping to end the year with a bang!

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Wednesday, December 16th @ 7PM
The Green Room at the War Memorial Building
401 Van Ness Avenue
$30-40; 18+

This will truly be a night to remember. Help raise money for some very important Bay Area charities and possibly take home some money or prizes for yourself as well.


Sister Adora Penthouse-View

Feb. 23rd, 2009

Thin and Gorgeous!

This is Why You're Fat.

O! M! G!

Case in point.

Am I supposed to find this stuff repulsive? Cuz I don't.

Feb. 11th, 2009

Thin and Gorgeous!

Made of Cute

So yeah...Cookie Monster...for the win!

My Favorite Muppet. He keeps it real. Remember: It's all about the cookie.

UPDATE: Then there's this....

I love trash too! They're my favorite people!

Feb. 6th, 2009

Ben is Saucy!

Bored...another meme.

Your result for The Elemental Beauty Test...

Etheral Beauty

50% Water, 8% Earth, 42% Air, and 0% Fire!

You scored 50% Water! Superb!

You have the etheral beauty of a god or goddess. You love things that shine and shimmer, are soft and flowy, and have a dreamy quality about them. You gravitate toward natural fabrics such as cotton, linen, silk, or hemp. You love the colors of the sea like the deep blues and sea-greens. You love the see-through sheer fabrics that you can layer, or perhaps loose shirts and pants when you seek the comfy side.

You inner beauty shows a sentimental side. You have keepsakes and heirlooms and love things that have emotional attachments or a history.

With water emotions run deep. It is a feeling sign. (Astrologically signs for this include Cancer, Scorpio, and Pisces.) Your emotions can be like a hidden treasure hidden below the surface in the subconcious. This may cause you to have some mood swings. But the beauty of what you are is that you will, in spite of fears, look inside yourself.

You also scored:

8% Earth: Earth is the natural beauty. They tend to stick to classic styles and colors. They tend to be more grounded. 0% Earth may indicate that plain old common sense is not your strong suit. Even percentages between Earth and Water indicate someone that is a hard worker that requires security and an attachment to possessions.

42% Air: Air is the fearless beauty. They are offbeat and funny. The mix old fashions with new and love to make new trends. They aren't afraid to be new or crazy. 0% Air could indicate that you have trouble looking at things objectively. Even percentages between Water and Air usually indicate a dreamer-typer person who tend to be fantasy prone.

0% Fire: Fire is the alluring beauty. They like to wear bright colors and show some skin. They are sexually minded and spicy. They use a lot of charm to get what they want. 0% Fire can often be seen in someone that pushes and tries to force self-expression. Equal percentages of Water and Fire show a person that is rather impulsive and shows a great deal of emotion.

Take The Elemental Beauty Test
at HelloQuizzy

Jan. 23rd, 2009


As I Suspected...

Your morality is 0% in line with that of the bible.

Damn you heathen! Your book learnin' has done warped your mind. You shall not be invited next time I sacrifice a goat.

Do You Have Biblical Morals?
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Jan. 20th, 2009

Ben is Saucy!

It's Pretty Accurate...

Although off in a few places...
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For Adora...a little more accurateCollapse )

Jan. 6th, 2009


You Might Be a Fundy If...

Thank you jesus_h_biscuit!

You might be a Fundy if…

* You see nothing wrong with stating “facts” about what God thinks as if you are His personal secretary.
* You complain about Christians not being allowed to practice their religion in foreign countries, yet when someone tries to set up a Hindu temple/Mosque/Pagan or new age bookshop in your town you go ballistic and think it shouldn’t be allowed.
* Your typical prayer uses the phrase “Lord Jesus” or “Lord God” more times than the Bible.
* God regularly opens up convenient parking spaces, JUST FOR YOU.
* You think people who enjoy science fiction and fantasy, especially those who enjoy the Harry Potter novels, are going to be in hell.
* You think that being tortured for all of eternity for any reason is an appropriate punishment.
* You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune God.
* You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.
* You feel insulted and “dehumanized” when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.
* Your face turns purple when you hear of the “atrocities” attributed to Allah, but you don’t even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in “Exodus” and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in “Joshua” including women, children, animals and trees!
* You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the scientifically established age of the Earth (a few billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that Earth is just a few generations old.
* You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs — though excluding those in all rival sects - will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet consider your religion the most “tolerant” and “loving.”
* While modern science, history, geology, biology, physics and textual scholarship fail to convince you that the Bible may be less than reliable, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in “tongues” is all the evidence you need to “prove” Christianity.
* You define 0.01% as a “high success rate” when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply God saying “No.”
* You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history - but still call yourself a Christian.

Jan. 5th, 2009

Ben is Saucy!

Why is it that I know how Lizzy feels?

Goddess Bless FailBlog!

Dec. 29th, 2008

Call that Love

Now this was moving!

A friend sent this to me by e-mail, and I was really touched by the images. Please send it on.

Just Click Already!

Oct. 30th, 2008


Are You Outraged Yet?

Do you want this b@#$hit to win? DONATE.


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